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mimosa



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 550
Location: On a little pink cloud

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:07 pm    Post subject: Seenagers Reply with quote

Seenagers
I just discovered our age
group! We are Seenagers. (Senior
teenagers
)
I have everything that I wanted
as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school
or work
I get an allowance every
month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a
curfew.
I have a driver's license and
my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars
and the wine store. I like the Craft Beer store
best.

The people I hang around with are
not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of
anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be
scared?
And I don't have
acne
Life is Good! Also, you
will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you
are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow
because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally
with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because
they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also
makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner
ear.

Also, older people often go to
another room to get something and when they get there, they
stand there wondering what they came for
It is NOT a memory problem, it is
nature's way of making older people do more
exercise.
SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send
this to, but right now I can't remember their
names.
So, please forward this to
your friends; they may
be my friends, too. Very Happy bleh
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NP



Joined: 07 Dec 2005
Posts: 95

PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:37 am    Post subject: Funny! Reply with quote

Loved this! Thanks for posting, Mimosa. Didn't you have a different name on Vietscape?

Talking of VS, did anyone keep contact with Bác Wonder?
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Anémone



Joined: 04 Jan 2008
Posts: 1080
Location: France

PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:42 am    Post subject: Seenagers Reply with quote

This is so funny! Very Happy

Reminds me of someone, can't remember who... confused wink
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Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 6475
Location: Australia

PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:47 am    Post subject: Old/New Friends Reply with quote

i loved a cartoon I once saw about being friends til we are old and senile and then we can be new friends.... super grin
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UnMask



Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: USA East Coast

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:54 pm    Post subject: you know you're an old guy Reply with quote

You know when you are an old guy when you can tell a woman one third your age that she is smart, witty, vibrant and beautiful and she listens attentively and lets you finish.
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Wildflower



Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Shuttling between France and the US

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:37 pm    Post subject: You know you're old... Reply with quote

... When you tell a friend you're having an affair, and she asks you "Are you having it catered?" super grin
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mimosa



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: On a little pink cloud

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:40 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you're old... Reply with quote

UnMask wrote:
... when you can tell a woman one third your age that she is smart, witty, vibrant and beautiful and she listens attentively and lets you finish.

Wildflower wrote:
... When you tell a friend you're having an affair, and she asks you "Are you having it catered?" super grin

OMG, that must be CRUSHING!! Very Sad
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The Quiet Vietnamese



Joined: 17 Nov 2005
Posts: 92

PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:36 pm    Post subject: Old People Reply with quote

> I never really liked the term "Old Person" but this makes me feel better about it.
> And if you aren't one, I bet you know one! I got this from an "Old Person" friend of mine!
>
> OLD PERSON PRIDE
> I'm passing this on because I did not want to be the only old person receiving it.
> Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see.
>
> 1. Old People are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old People remove their caps and stand attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them..
> 2. Old People remember World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal , Normandy and Hitler.
> 3. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peace-keeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam .
> 4. If you bump into an Old Person on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Person on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old People trust strangers and are courtly to women.
> 5. Old People hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.
> 6. Old People get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.
> 7. Old People have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren.
> 8. It's Old People who remove their hats while eating in a restaurant in respect for the ladies and guests.
> 9. It's the Old People who know our great country is protected, not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.
> 10. This country needs Old People with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values.
> We need them now more than ever.
>
> Thank God for Old People.
> Pass this on to all of the "Old People" you know.
> I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them Sad
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