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mimosa



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 525
Location: On a little pink cloud

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:07 pm    Post subject: Seenagers Reply with quote

Seenagers
I just discovered our age
group! We are Seenagers. (Senior
teenagers
)
I have everything that I wanted
as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school
or work
I get an allowance every
month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a
curfew.
I have a driver's license and
my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars
and the wine store. I like the Craft Beer store
best.

The people I hang around with are
not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of
anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be
scared?
And I don't have
acne
Life is Good! Also, you
will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you
are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow
because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally
with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because
they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also
makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner
ear.

Also, older people often go to
another room to get something and when they get there, they
stand there wondering what they came for
It is NOT a memory problem, it is
nature's way of making older people do more
exercise.
SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send
this to, but right now I can't remember their
names.
So, please forward this to
your friends; they may
be my friends, too. Very Happy bleh
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NP



Joined: 07 Dec 2005
Posts: 33

PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:37 am    Post subject: Funny! Reply with quote

Loved this! Thanks for posting, Mimosa. Didn't you have a different name on Vietscape?

Talking of VS, did anyone keep contact with Bác Wonder?
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Anémone



Joined: 04 Jan 2008
Posts: 1035
Location: France

PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:42 am    Post subject: Seenagers Reply with quote

This is so funny! Very Happy

Reminds me of someone, can't remember who... confused wink
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Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 6209
Location: Australia

PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:47 am    Post subject: Old/New Friends Reply with quote

i loved a cartoon I once saw about being friends til we are old and senile and then we can be new friends.... super grin
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Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 1304
Location: USA East Coast

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:54 pm    Post subject: you know you're an old guy Reply with quote

You know when you are an old guy when you can tell a woman one third your age that she is smart, witty, vibrant and beautiful and she listens attentively and lets you finish.
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Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Shuttling between France and the US

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:37 pm    Post subject: You know you're old... Reply with quote

... When you tell a friend you're having an affair, and she asks you "Are you having it catered?" super grin
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:40 pm    Post subject: Re: You know you're old... Reply with quote

UnMask wrote:
... when you can tell a woman one third your age that she is smart, witty, vibrant and beautiful and she listens attentively and lets you finish.

Wildflower wrote:
... When you tell a friend you're having an affair, and she asks you "Are you having it catered?" super grin

OMG, that must be CRUSHING!! Very Sad
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