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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:03 am    Post subject: Obama's problem Reply with quote

President Obama's uranium problem doesn't pass the glow test.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:16 am    Post subject: Re: Obama's problem Reply with quote

UnMask wrote:
President Obama's uranium problem doesn't pass the glow test.

What are you talking about? And what is this uranium topic doing in The Funnies? wonder

Oh, sorry, I think I see. A pun with the glow test... Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:13 pm    Post subject: Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan Reply with quote

The irony of certain situations!
Not true, of course, but...

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself, and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.

This means that you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem! Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home!

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:45 pm    Post subject: Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Hillary Rodham Clinton Reply with quote

Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Hillary Rodham Clinton
Published on Nov 8, 2017

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, so Hillary Rodham Clinton stops by to help him out.

https://youtu.be/_RfJYqMmBQE


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:15 am    Post subject: Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Hillary Rodham Clinton Reply with quote

I did get those that Hillary herself participated in, but I didn't understand the punch lines on the jokes that the two women with Seth told. Embarassed

I guess one has to live in the US to understand them? Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:22 am    Post subject: Re: Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Hillary Rodham Clinton Reply with quote



Bécassine wrote:
I did get those that Hillary herself participated in, but I didn't understand the punch lines on the jokes that the two women with Seth told. Embarassed

I guess one has to live in the US to understand them? Sad

I didn't get them either, Bécassine. It's all part of a certain subculture - you have not only to live in the US, but have friends in that subculture. Maybe someone who understands it can explain those punch lines to us. Question
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:36 pm    Post subject: IDIOT GUIDE how to control yourself at work Reply with quote

List: Things to Do at Work Besides Showing Your Penis to Coworkers

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/things-to-do-at-work-besides-showing-your-penis-to-coworkers
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:13 am    Post subject: The Bomb - Who's Next? Reply with quote

Oh Gosh! We lost so many posts in this forum!!! The latest post before dates from March!!!

Tom Lehrer - "Who's Next?" 1967

Only 2:37. Be sure to listen all the way to the end!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRLON3ddZIw


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:56 am    Post subject: A "Politically Correct" Holiday Greeting Reply with quote

This was also posted on L'Avenue

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other countries nor the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:47 am    Post subject: We will all go together when we go...Tom Lehrer Reply with quote

Another song to go with Do Quy's Song by the same hilarious person...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs


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