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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

 
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Anémone



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:04 am    Post subject: NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! Reply with quote

An oldie but goodie. super grin

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept
a maximum of eight participants

sign up early and get a discount on registration

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER
BY
THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
support
groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside
down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.

Individual counselors available
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vu



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:08 am    Post subject: NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! Reply with quote

Terrific!!! ten
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Pungconk



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:29 am    Post subject: NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! Reply with quote

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GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.

I definitely have to attend that one!!!! super grin
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Laurelluin



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:58 pm    Post subject: NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! Reply with quote

lol

I've seen some of these before, such as the filling ice cube trays one

But this is a different list.

Hilarious.
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