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Angela



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:34 pm    Post subject: Suggesting a prayer for you guys... Reply with quote

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Très cher bon Dieu,

Ces derniers temps n'ont pas été faciles pour moi...
Vous êtes venu chercher mon comédien favori au cinéma : Robin William,
Puis deux de mes acteurs préférés : Jean Rochefort, et dernièrement Robert Hirsch,
Mon actrice privilégiée : Mireille Darc,
Tout récemment un de mes écrivains attitrés : Jean d'Ormesson,
Et maintenant mon chanteur fétiche : Johnny Hallyday !
Alors, Seigneur, je voulais juste vous informer que mon politicien favori est : Donald Trump
Voilà, c'est tout pour aujourd'hui.... AMEN.

Votre Serviteur

Dearest God,

These past few months have been hard for me...
You came and took away my favorite comedian at the movies: Robin William
Then two of my favorite actors: Jean Rochefort, and recently Robert Hirsch
My very beloved actress: Mireille Darc
Very lately, one of my most-read writers: Jean d'Ormesson
And now my idol singer: Johnny Hallyday!
So, Lord, I would just like to let you know that my favorite politician is: Donald Trump!
There. That's all for today.... AMEN.

Your Servant
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Suggesting a prayer for you guys... Reply with quote

Angela wrote:
Dearest God,

These past few months have been hard for me...
You came and took away my favorite comedian at the movies: Robin William
Then two of my favorite actors: Jean Rochefort, and recently Robert Hirsch
My very beloved actress: Mireille Darc
Very lately, one of my most-read writers: Jean d'Ormesson
And now my idol singer: Johnny Hallyday!
So, Lord, I would just like to let you know that my favorite politician is: Donald Trump!
There. That's all for today.... AMEN.

Your Servant

Hee Hee. Think it will work? super grin
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:08 am    Post subject: Late Night White House Press Briefing: Trump et al. Reply with quote

This was also posted in Politix. super grin

Guys and gals, this is HILARIOUS!! wacko

Sarah Huckabee Sanders holds an impromptu press briefing to answer burning questions, like "Why have Donald and Melania looked so unhappy since the election?"

https://youtu.be/X4Dc5RWKQM0


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:25 am    Post subject: "A Very Stable Genius", by Donald Trump Reply with quote

Also posted in Politix. Very Happy

"A Very Stable Genius", by Donald Trump
Shared by Fred Feinberg from a friend:

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius,
I've got the biggest button and a very mighty penius,
I know words that are the best, my winning is historical
And also I did not collude and this is categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters arithmetical:
My crowds were extremely big and not at all pathetical,
Don't listen to the FBI and various Fake Mainstream News
It was a locker room discourse and not a sexual abuse
Although I'm very, very good at grabbing female genitals
And in the theater of war I know more than generals
Despite of scourge of bone spurs in areas calcaneus,
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.

I quote in iambus all the crimes of Evil Crooked Hillary,
And I instruct my DoD in matters of artillery
I can explain to Rocket Man the physics of the fusion
And many, many people say there was no collusion.
I got a medal and a sword from the Saudi Royalty
My very bestest cabinet me tells of their loyalty
There isn't any field in which my knowledge could be iffy
I even know, I believe, True Meaning Of Covfefe
I labor every day and night on tweets that are ingenuous,
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:54 pm    Post subject: "A Very Stable Genius" Reply with quote

Ha ha! I read that poem to the tune from the song with a similar title from the Pirates of Penzance from which I’m sure the composer got the idea.... very clever... super grin

I now expect something similar to the tune of A “Policeman’s lot is not a happy one” pertaining to the poor Aides in the White House having to babysit the biggest child of them all....lol
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:45 pm    Post subject: Re: "A Very Stable Genius" Reply with quote

inkling7 wrote:
I now expect something similar to the tune of A “Policeman’s lot is not a happy one” pertaining to the poor Aides in the White House having to babysit the biggest child of them all....lol

I just read something about those aides in the WH that's very relevant here, but I'd better go post it in Politix. Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:44 pm    Post subject: Awaiting unveiling of Bush statue Reply with quote

I found this in my Personal Gallery. I had forgotten about it... I uploaded it way back when, before LadyDragon posted the way to embed pictures in-thread. This was supposed to be a Bush statue. Now those pigeons may be waiting for a Trump statue! super grin

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:37 pm    Post subject: Gone with the Wind, the Remake Reply with quote

Well , i certainly have no intention to see this remake. just imagine, the Prime minister saying to the US " Tomorrow is another day" and the President replying " Frankly my dear , I don't give a damn !

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:15 am    Post subject: Gone with the Wind, the Remake Reply with quote

They did this poster wth Reagan and Thatcher back in the 1980's... Same countries same parties but different leaders....LOL super grin
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:01 pm    Post subject: Snowman today/cannot please everyone ! Reply with quote

Actually, can't please anyone! Sad

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbours complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 ISIS just claimed responsibility.
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