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Angela



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:04 pm    Post subject: Some Definitions Reply with quote

These words fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape that got too much sun.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
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Vroom Vroom



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:39 am    Post subject: Some Definitions Reply with quote

I like the ones with play on words - Beauty Parlor, Egotist, Committee, Handkerchief, Toothache. shameless grin

I also like "Tomorrow".
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